Eyes #2

Rules of the dialect (my own creation):
First character:

1. Any words that are emphasized will be typed in all capital letters.
2. All statements made will end in two exclamation points.
3. The last letter of the word that ends a sentence will be repeated. (Mom, that's not fairr)

Rules for the second character:

1. All people will be addressed as Trevor.
2. All longer statements will end with '...t.'
3. The first word in a sentence will not be capitalized.
4. No commas will be used.
5. Any time possible, a contraction will be used. (He'll do it always)
6. The words your, you're will be incorrectly used. Also there, their and they're will be incorrectly used.

Pastiche style writing (pg.14)

The vision of Jeremy Rodgers devouring the burger, but Marvin didn't know how to tell his friend that. He instead just gazed at his blank cell phone screen.

"trevor."

"That is not my namee!!"

"you looked at me when I'm talking. he will be you're friend forever. and besides you had you're chance...t."

He threw a pillow at his face violently, and stared at his friend until their eyes met. With his arm raised for another projectile to be launched, he saw the huge amount of saliva that was collecting in the corner of Marvin's mouth. He went over and gave his friend a bro-hug. 

"get over here man. hug me like you used to. the bigger brother is you're ruler and always will be. their will be a time when that could change. he saw it they're and took it for himself. i've been praying that you'd get the respect you've deserved. dang dang dang..t."

For a good twenty minutes, the friends embraced in an intense bro-hug. Marvin dangled one arm over the shoulder of his friend, and it fell asleep. His friend nearly fell asleep standing against the body of the young boy.